Here’s my new word for this new reality: cactus. It’s time to flood the Internet with 🌵🌵🌵 emojis.

Wait, what do I see, over there, behind these heads in this crowd? No, it can’t be… Ah but yes, it is: a big pair of buttocks!

I have a big Youtube problem. Please help me.

Save our children (and their parents) from the smartphone!

Why “The Cactus diet”? What does the spikey plant have to do with giving up my cellphone…

That’s it, in a year from today, I’ll stop using my cellphone…